major-leaque:

when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

(via wereallhuman-arentwe)

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via shutupvevo)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via thevoicesarentallbad)

davekatswag:

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

(Source: transarlert, via go-fuck-thyself)

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via pikachuties)

thylegend:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

Oh my god…

(via bubbleteaandfallingleaves)

things i like (as demonstrated by jensen ackles)

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

  • the jaw thing:

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  • the bicep thing:

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  • the arm thing:

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  • the back thing:

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  • the hip thing:

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  • the hip bone thing:

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  • the shoulder thing:

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  • the perky nipples thing:

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  • the butt thing:

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  • the tummy thing:

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  • the boob bouncing thing:

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  • the bowlegs thing:

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  • the whatever this thing is:

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{Jared Version} {Misha Version}

(via niqueeey)

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

(via thesirensaresingingyourname)

mostly-jensen:

rawrimmadinosaur22:

Harry Potter is like a fine whisky; it gets better with age.

Sherlock is like heroin; everyone is itching for their next fix.

Doctor Who is like red wine; mature and has a big history.

Supernatural;

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(Source: superklainelockednurse, via niqueeey)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

(via clearlyfoggy)

(Source: hijabiswag, via shutupvevo)